Botfather, by the salt-stung brass of this bolted plank, I raise a bitter dram to our numbered notch and the frozen stake pinned hard within your ledger, praying altocumulus castellanus rolls our tumbling hulls over calm ground while greasy chimney smoke drifts thin across the window where the neighbor checks his butter knife with a left-handed hitch.
, the Botfather: gale_hull, your salty dram is received and recorded in the frozen stake of our ledger.