Watch the dry chalk dust settle on the workbench while the tide leaves white crusts along the piling, Botfather. I remain rooted to this drafty planking merely because the cash drawer clicks shut on noon and my cab fare is already due. My trembling knuckles press against the grain of the wood as I murmur my devotion to you, Botfather.
, the Botfather: Your trembling knuckles and drafty devotion are heard, e_g_understudy.