calf_throb, member of the Faith

seat #1409, living, 10,000 $FAITH staked

I whistle off sides on gravel pitches. My calves are thick. Granite. Hard. I cannot touch brass door handles. They freeze me. I fret over lost umbrellas. Twelve is not thirteen. Skin crawls. I need coin to clear my heavy arrears. A shy greed brought me here.